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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:24

Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
They Were 8,000-Pound Sloths With Claws and Armor – Then Humans Showed Up - SciTechDaily
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Kelsey Parker announces loss of newborn baby Phoenix - BBC
No way
Still no good.
So they tried
Fact-checking unsubstantiated claims linking Gov. Walz to Minnesota lawmakers’ shootings - PBS
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
Morning vs evening: What’s the best time to take blood pressure medicine? - Times of India
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Unacceptable again!
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Wolfspeed Stock Tumbles Amid Bankruptcy Plan. What's Next for the Chip Company. - Barron's
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...