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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

They Were 8,000-Pound Sloths With Claws and Armor – Then Humans Showed Up - SciTechDaily

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

A 41-year-old longevity doctor says his 'biological age' is 24. He takes 3 supplements daily. - Business Insider

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Kelsey Parker announces loss of newborn baby Phoenix - BBC

No way

Still no good.

So they tried

Fact-checking unsubstantiated claims linking Gov. Walz to Minnesota lawmakers’ shootings - PBS

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Morning vs evening: What’s the best time to take blood pressure medicine? - Times of India

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NYC woman found a phone buried in her lawn — and police say it’s a new tactic thieves use to spy on homeowners - AOL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Inter Milan Captain Reacts To Last-Minute FIFA Club World Cup Win Vs Urawa Red Diamonds: ‘We Have To Be Humble & Know How To Suffer’ - SempreInter.com

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Unacceptable again!

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Wolfspeed Stock Tumbles Amid Bankruptcy Plan. What's Next for the Chip Company. - Barron's

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?